I am fairly crap at judging the attractiveness of women, just not on my radar. I also don’t eat pudding.
I am fairly crap at judging the attractiveness of women, just not on my radar.
Plumpy is nothing special. She’s just got a normal face that is pleasant but not anything amazing or anything. She’s the girl-next-door . . . if you happen to live next door to a hippo farm.
I also don’t eat pudding.
Seeing Princess should tell you you’ve probably made a wise lifestyle choice there.
How can you look at that and not see the highest beauty?!?!
Dude it’s like fucking a waterbed!! So fucking hot!!
Toot, I thought I was the only (half) faggot on this board?!?
Do you also masturbate to Olsen’s little twink photos?
How can you look at that and not see the highest beauty?!?!
Eye of the beholder, obviously. But I really don’t (even ignoring all the lard) think she’s anything noteworthy. If you saw her face on a normal body would you look twice?
Dude it’s like fucking a waterbed!! So fucking hot!!
HAHA!!! To each his own, Brother.
How can you look at that and not see the highest beauty?!?!
Dude it’s like fucking a waterbed!! So fucking hot!!
Toot, I thought I was the only (half) faggot on this board?!?
Do you also masturbate to Olsen’s little twink photos?
Can you be a half faggot and a chick? I masturbate to tales of Olsen’s money, and the big twink he can afford to buy for me.
Plump Princess is a sack of shit.
Sorry.
Plump Princess is a sack of shit.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry? I am not Plump Princess.
EDIT - this is the new BBW thread so I hope you all brought your umbrellas
Can you be a half faggot and a chick? I masturbate to tales of Olsen’s money, and the big twink he can afford to buy for me.
Oh, he bought you a big twinkie did he? What a good boy.
Do you plan to gain weight and come to NYC to visit me?
BBW LIVES!!!
[:)]
Guilty pleasures…
I’ve been on this weird Steve Winwood kick lately.
I really don’t have a sweet tooth (most sweet things are saccharine and gross to me) but I’ll fuck up some fresh pastries. Donuts, bear claws, cochitos, conchas, pie, fuck it, whatever. The breakfast of champions is black coffee, empanadas, and hair of the dog.
Tobacco definitely qualifies.
Does masturbation count as a guilty pleasure?
How about visiting a brothel?
Only if you’ve got any shame.
Then put me down as having no shame. Cos I do those two things quite regularly.
Don’t tell me I’m the only one here who’s fucked a hooker?!?!
You silly man, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.
I can admit I’ve never had sex with a hooker.
>exits the door quickly<
no shame! this is quality!
mhmm, a guilty pleasure?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ElS3eS0I8
i remember hearing this song when i was a kid, and i heard it again a few years ago. i never realized (as with most pop songs) the whole song is about sex! so blatant.
>exits the door quickly<
no shame! this is quality!
mhmm, a guilty pleasure?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ElS3eS0I8
i remember hearing this song when i was a kid, and i heard it again a few years ago. i never realized (as with most pop songs) the whole song is about sex! so blatant.[/reply]
That is a hell of a groove though, slow that fucker up and take out the vocals and cheese boy you still have a mad groove.
maybe I should have really unearthed my shame
[reply]Plump Princess is a sack of shit.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry? I am not Plump Princess.
EDIT - this is the new BBW thread so I hope you all brought your umbrellas[/reply]
I actually bothered to post that last night after beers. Oh my, oh my.
Bring on the BBWs!
His hair was total cheese. How did he ever get out alive with that one? I remember that vid as a kid and I thought the lyrics were “everybody wants to go away.” It was an ominous mistake.
Lord, that was the worst thing ever. I’m sick.
For some reason that reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/e7YueVrn_u0
Scary Australian tack is the scariest.
Do you also masturbate to Olsen’s little twink photos?
Well, I was hoping at least one person here would.
There’s no shame in that by the way. I’ve masturbated to all kinds of weird shit. And never felt guilty.
[reply]Do you also masturbate to Olsen’s little twink photos?
I’ve masturbated to all kinds of weird shit. And never felt guilty.[/reply]
Have you masturbated to a video of you masturbating over a video of another person masturbating over a picture of your cock?