Do you have a type?

Demented.

Preferably where the dynamics of the relationship are not clear; I’ve never had that, yet have enjoyed that with most of the females I’m friends with.

Physically I like women with a cute face and a nice ass. Especially if they love it in the ass. I also love me a great set of tits. As far as race is concerned I’m an equal opportunist. But personality is what matters most. I like em funny, deep and not too mature. I also hope for a woman that shares a passion for music as much as I do. I also hope she’d be as eclectic as I am. Sex is also an important factor. She must be a freak in bed

I get really turned on by cute girls on filthy, outdated, dilapidated couches.

Yes, it’s Helvetica.

Brazilian chicks are super awesome.

Then prepare to be jealous then - I just spent the past week or so courting a very lovely, single woman from Brazil (with a booty and bust to die for) and I think I’m in with a chance.

More details to come.

I resent being called a girl.

I resent being called a girl.

Who called you a girl?

No one.

If no one called you a girl what’s there to resent? Or are you just being resentful of something that could potentially happen some day?

I like to cover all the bases.

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Brazilian chicks are super awesome.

Then prepare to be jealous then - I just spent the past week or so courting a very lovely, single woman from Brazil (with a booty and bust to die for) and I think I’m in with a chance.

More details to come.[/reply]

Nice work, Brother!

I like geeky guys, especially with at least some facial hair.

Let’s rock!

Me? I like geeky guys, especially with at least some facial hair.

gross

“If only I could find a nice girl with a filthy sofa . . . .”

BBW for me thank you! [:)]

BBW for me thank you! [:)]

Nice! How big is optimal?

Nice! How big is optimal?

Something like this would be just fine by me… [cool]

^

She’s probably just a little too big - but I do love a chubby cutie.

That woman looks so strange, there’s something about her that’s a bit creepy?


HEY RIZ, HERE’S FOUR LETTERS FOR YOU:

N

S

F

W

COULD COME IN HANDY NEXT TIME, CHEERS MATE.

[pirate]

I’ve realised… just recently… I do not want a girlfriend/partner/concubine/etc any time soon. Having far too much fun working.

Seriously. I look at couples together and I sit there thinking ‘what a waste of time’. I know that’s definitely a botched way of thinking, but it’s just the way of looking at it. And when I look back at all the days I spent with ex girlfriends doing ‘nothing’, just ‘relaxing’ and spending ‘quality time’, it just feels like it was a massive waste of time. And believe me, there was a lot of that.

I don’t exactly regret it though… I guess you’ve gotta spend as much time with as many people as possible and learn from them what you will, good and bad. That doesn’t necessarily mean sex, either. I’ve learnt a lot about both people in general and myself through those girls.

But now… I feel like I’ve learnt ‘enough’, so to speak. Not in the mindset for it. Even when I was ‘wasting days’ with those girls, I remember being restless, wanting to leave, wanting to do something, etc. It didn’t matter if I dragged them along to ‘do’ something, or did something they wanted to; every woman I have ever been with seems to want to make time for doing nothing, which is something I have pretty much no tolerance for.