COCKSURE - TVMALSV

He’s a clueless asshole and has always been. He has more $$ than brains and he prides himself on that. No education, no common sense, just “hard work” by golly and just enough not stupid to “waste his inheritance on cocaine.” The mark of the truly smart I tells ya’.

The fact that he can sit there from across the globe and tell Connelly “NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!” about Connelly’s new music without the tiniest bit of irony considering he stomps his feet and pouts in every other post about how obscure his tastes are and the fact that nobody liking it is the mark of how good it is… bla bla bla bla bla. Fuckin’ moron.

No, Olsen, Nobody fuckin’ cares about the random robot farts and grandma breaking dishes in the kitchen noises you listen to and call “music.” Several of us here are pretty interested in Connelly’s latest offerings. So, fuck off.

Or maybe you can tell us again how you built up a lumber company off of daddy’s money and the backs of the people that worked for you?

ya’ Smarmy little bitch

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You heard it here first. Olsen is nobody.

Really wish I could find the old school MTV News outro where it says “You hear it first” with the bassline from Megadeth’s “Peace Sells…” is playing in between “it” and “first” right about now.[/reply]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpnGSGE8AU#t=407

Wow, Australians are surly. Is it the water?

That’s just how we are buck-o. And you’re just going to have to GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!

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tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…

<runs away giggling>

Robot farts…heh…

Robot farts…heh…

Yes - by the time this thread runs its course, I’ll probably have a record number of new working titles for an album. Am torn between Cuntmonger and Robot Farts already. My cup runneth over…

Lolz ^

Robot Farts would be a good name for a single or an EP.

Robot Farts would be a good name for a single or an EP.

Probably needs a few deliberate spelling errors to truly make it edgy, though…Röböt Fhärtz, maybe.

Chris is hyped about his new release and got trolled. Simple as that.

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Sexy pic of the chick from Four Non Blondes.

Sexy pic of the chick from Four Non Blondes.

Oh man…you just don’t do that to Les Initials C.C. I don’t think it is even physically possible for Chris to make music as bad as that, it’s not inherent in his DNA.

This all does remind me of [url http://www.avclub.com/article/mickey-dean-ween-melchiondo-on-why-he-hates-4-non--98674]“Dean Ween’s” amusing run-down of his hatred for 4NB. Quote:

DW: I’ll tell you what it is: At the high-school talent show when I was growing up, or the elementary talent show, there’s always that obnoxious girl whose parents or the theater coach told her she’s really talented, and she goes up and sings a song from Annie. [Singing.] “The sun’ll come out tomorrow!” Overdoing it. I knew the song was going to be the new that when I heard it. [Laughs.] And it is.

Sexy pic of the chick from Four Non Blondes.

What are you talking about? That’s the long lost member of Jane’s Addiction!

Ha ha ha ha! I look like a drunk bipolar lesbian…wait a minute, i AM a drunk bipolar lesbian,

To evryone who is posting: thankyou, you got my back and i love you
To that bitter old lady olsson: if you think nobody cares, pre sales tdell a different story, unless it’s people just buying it to tear it to shreds on this board, either way, i win, and you are a twisted nasty little worm

Wow, Olson really smeared us all with his bloody tampons this time eh? Jesus…watch out Olson you may just get a Baboon 3 track of your own at this rate!

Wow, Olson really smeared us all with his bloody tampons this time eh? Jesus…watch out Olson you may just get a Baboon 3 track of your own at this rate!

Well, you do realize that this is the real reason we get so combative on here. We’re just trying to conjure up the inspiration to make new Baboon 3 tracks, dammit…all the hostility is actually faked, and in reality we all live together in a peaceful Alpine cottage where Grmpy makes pancakes for everyone in the morning, and everybody spontaneously breaks out into song while doing their household and garden chores.

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I would imagine someone posting on a thread about COCKSURE - TVMALSV would care about it. If anything, this thread inspired me to go pick up the Cocksure’s ‘TKO Mindfuck’ single on vinyl. Keep fighting the good fight, Chris.

Another [url http://metropolisrecords.bandcamp.com/track/silikon-suckaz]new Cocksure track released today. This one is damn good too.

Too bad WaxTrax! couldn’t put out the full-length as well as the “TKO…” single. I thought they might have one of those deals in which one label puts out the CD / downloadable versions of the album, and another gets to do the vinyl. Ah well…so long as the band actually gets paid for their work, I’ll part with some hard-earned Federal Reserve notes.