Since Ministry’s (and every band related) cd covers are starting to suck poop, Im going to do my rendition of what they SHOULD look like, and Ill post them here and stuff, and if Al wants, he can use them for free, I dont give a crap, as long as theyre better than Rantology’s and Cocked and Loaded. Ill do one for those two, new RevCo ep thing, Rio Grande Blood, and Buck Satan (if that is even remotely possible of coming out.)
Also, Ill do any band requests, any of you may have, itll be fun.
Alright I take back the Cocked and Loaded one being lame, but, Rantolgy’s flustered me enough to want to do this.
The cover would seem more like revolting cocks if they just did the EXACT same thing with the same clothes and colors except make it a fat hairy man instead of a skinny chick.
The cover would seem more like revolting cocks if they just did the EXACT same thing with the same clothes and colors except make it a fat hairy man instead of a skinny chick.
Hahaha! I totally agree dude. I think Ill redo that cover as well after all…
The cover would seem more like revolting cocks if they just did the EXACT same thing with the same clothes and colors except make it a fat hairy man instead of a skinny chick.
Three fat dudes in the same pose WITH “those three guys’” heads.
The cover would seem more like revolting cocks if they just did the EXACT same thing with the same clothes and colors except make it a fat hairy man instead of a skinny chick.
No, that sounds like something The Blood Hound Gang would do.
The cover is fine as it is. Seems like a more fucked up version of Ween’s Chocolate and Cheese cover.
Actually, I prefer this cover to Linger Ficken Good…
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I wonder if this album will leak before release date?
Caliente was good!
Actually, I prefer this cover to Linger Ficken Good…
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Y’know, now that I think about it, “Beers Steers & Queers” wasn’t a stellar cover either.
YGDSOAB was the best RevCo cover by far.
Since Ministry’s (and every band related) cd covers are starting to suck poop
That’s b/c no ones hiring any graphic designers or illustrators anymore. Belive me, I know, got my GD degree for absolutley nothing. Web design is a dead field b/c now companies just have their secretaries learn friggin Frontpage. Most smaller record labels nowadays make the band find art for their stuff, meaning the guitarist asks his little brother to steal PhotoShop from Limewire and make a cover for them. Design everywhere is taking a big shit, and its all b/c the American business way is to triple the work and slash the workforce.
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what if you flip the album over and the body you see on the front is actually a guy and the guy is one of the three dudes. that’d be fucking classic.
p.s. - happy turkey day all you fuck-sticks 
Thank god someone with sense!
Yeah I was just gonna say, have you people no faith at all? DUH. You know on the inside or back cover the uppehalf of that chick on the cover will have one of those “3 dudes” heads…or all 3. Probably hairy pits too.
[reply]Since Ministry’s (and every band related) cd covers are starting to suck poop
That’s b/c no ones hiring any graphic designers or illustrators anymore. Belive me, I know, got my GD degree for absolutley nothing. Web design is a dead field b/c now companies just have their secretaries learn friggin Frontpage. Most smaller record labels nowadays make the band find art for their stuff, meaning the guitarist asks his little brother to steal PhotoShop from Limewire and make a cover for them. Design everywhere is taking a big shit, and its all b/c the American business way is to triple the work and slash the workforce.
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i know what you mean, i’ve done freelance photoshop stuff before, and the industry is dying because people are sttling for crap!
comercials are so fucking cheap at the moment, because some asshole wants to flog is product and make 100% profit. so they say here’s 5 bucks, someone make me an add.
as for the revco thing…
i recon they should put Nash’s uncles heads on mothra, rodan, and Gamera’s bodies.
that’d be fucking awsome!