Well I don’t care what all you haters are saying. I already bought the Christmas thing a long while back but I’m gonna buy this package. It’s worth it in my opinion.
Not sure how it’s worth it, but enjoy.
I LOVE all things al. and i don’t hate.too amusing.and he knows it.
I LOVE all things al. and i don’t hate.too amusing.and he knows it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, Grandma. You’re adorable.
Also, I thought the whole idea of the Christmas single was that it was a tribute to Paul Raven, who loved Christmas?
Ya know, if a friend of mine carked it from a heart attack and I had the means to sell shit in his honour, I’d donate the money to heart research.
Hey, maybe that’s why this dog that we’re all working to support for the next year needs $2555. It’s probably the surgery cost. Poor little pooch needs a Double Doggy Bypass
Come on, Team! Let’s all rally together, buy a bunch of Christmas singles, and get Fido a new Ventricle!
Fuck, I remember that now, when he tried to get people to donate money for their dog’s fuckin vet bill.
That was ridiculous.
Smurfteenth Planet.
[:)]
I love this Goddamn forum.
Smurfteenth Planet.
[:)]
I love this Goddamn forum.
I would hope that they name the new wing of their garage after me, since I’m clearly their biggest donator. Ungreatful fucks!
Late,
grmpysmrf
An announcement from Smurfteenth Planet:
[b]"Due to the unprecedented demand for new Ministry material at whatever cost we decide to chance are arms with, we are delighted to announce the immediate biography of our pal, grmpysmrf. But we want you motherfuckers to come up with some marketing strategies for this tell-all biography. The book has everything in it; words, lines are double-spaced, page numbers, you name it… It is to be written by Gerda Barker (who we have kissed and made up with as we realised her husband is awesome and will bring commerce from prongs). Gerda’s unique grammar is sure to keep readers turning pages day into night into day again and again. It will edited by our loyal friend and sex slave, Erie Load. Al J will personally leak over 10 special copies, which we will sell for a cool $5,000. But sign up quick for this awesome deal, motherfuckers, as Al is knackered… if you know what I mean [;)][;)][;)] Below are the chapter titles for the book.[/b]
With Smurfity
The Smurf of Rape and Honey
The Smurf is a Terrible Thing to Taste
Smurf 69
Filth Smurf
The Dark Side of the Smurf
Smurfyfrums
Houses of the Smurf
Rio Smurf Blood
The Last Smurf ([:(])
Everyday is Smurfday
“It’s Always Smurfmas Time”
Smurfyfrums
This deserves a friggin’ medal.
[cool]
Cold Smurf
Work for Smurf
I Wanted To Tell Smurf
Just Like Smurf
Same Old Smurf
Nature of Smurf
Supersmurf
And…
1000 Homo Smurfs.
Smurf Built My Smurfrod
Tonight Smurf Murder
Cannibal Smurf
Smurf Know What Smurf Are
Smurf’s Got a Cause
(or)
She’s Got a Smurf
(or even)
Smurf’s Got a Smurf
Smurf For Love
Smurf What?
AnipoppasmurfominA
Smurfing Inside
Smurfmata
We Shall Cleanse The Smurf
You Goddammed Son of a Smurf!
Just One Smurf
New Smurf Order
Tonight We Smurf!
Smurfbola
38 Smurfs
Beers, Steers, and Smurfs
Rubber Smurf Seduction
Show Me Your Smurf
Mr. Smurf
Smurf Copter
Beers, Steers, and Smurfs
Show Me Your Smurf
We Shall Cleanse The Smurf
these!
Twevle Inch Smurfs
In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Smurfing
Over The Smurf
Lay Smurf Lay
Bad Smurf
LIES Smurf LIES
Cold Smurf
Señor Smurf
Smurfing is Big Business
Let’s Smurf
Smurf Yourself
Smurf in a Crash
Smurf City
No Smurf
Wrong Smurf
Smurf World
Smurf Pimp Renaissance
Can Smurf Fill Teeth?
Smurf Rock Must Die
Smurf Should Surrender
Peeling Back the Foreskin of Smu… man, I’ve gone too far.
What can I say? I’m flattered.
Peeling Back the Foreskin of Smu… man, I’ve gone too far.
there’s no such thing, Own it Zick, Own it buddy!!
Late,
grmpysmrf