Apparently, Danzig has more room in his ass to spare!!!!

Yep. While Danzig has certainly put out his fair share of poopoo, it’s ridiculous to use the high-school comparison because his early stuff was the best of his career (bow down before the mighty quadrangle of Christ, Eerie, Biscuits, and Danzig!).

Also, Dead Kennedys is awesome so more negative points. And another example of how the high-school analogy is lame.

Jello, one can argue, when looked through post-high-school eyes, could be considered a big giant douche, but in the 80’s (and even the early 90’s) he did a lot of great stuff. Eventually he crawled too far up his own ass and thought we actually wanted to hear him whine about censorship and the war on drugs for hours on end instead of ROCKING THE EFF OUT!!!

But seriously, Peligro, you’re wrong on all this. Big time.

Somewhere Glenn Danzig has awoken from his immortal slumber as he senses his followers are defending him again…

Let’s just hope it inspires him to make another record that doesn’t suck. I’ll bake him a chocolate cake to try and sweeten the deal.

Like Field of Dreams, “if you build it they will come”, although in this case i suppose it’s “if you bake it, he might possibly record an album, as long as the cake is dark chocolate, preferably dark, evil chocolate”. The cake must be cut by a darkhaired girl at midnight as Danzig’s pack of wolves look on. If you wanna see evil cake, he’s the one. A bit of storage advice, too; keep this unholy cake somewhere dry and oh so cold.

I notice in your picture he actually took of those crazy gloves long enough to wield the cake-dagger, i’m impressed. Devil’s Cakething, in Glenn’s hand, if you don’t want cake, you don’t understand.

“And she offers me cake under black frosting!”

“and I’m tired of eating cake ooh yeah!”

I made this about 5 years ago, but seems like a good time to share it again.

Ha, that’s excellent. If only he could crush the Chilli Peppers in his hands it’d be even better.

“And she offers me cake under black frosting!”

show me how the gods bake

Father, do you want to eat cake with me? Do you want to feed cake to me oh father!

Courtesy of mrs. Smrf.
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“I am a walking baking Hell! A tray of cupcakes to behold! This pastry section grips my soul! A tray of cupcakes to behold!!!”

“I am a walking baking Hell! A tray of cupcakes to behold! This pastry section grips my soul! A tray of cupcakes to behold!!!”

easily the best one yet. [:)]
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Taste of cake
Yea tastebuds ache
Yea taste of cake
Make me lick the plate
'Cause it good
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grmpysmrf

“Here she comes, ready to bake! Out to make this chocolate cake!”

I’m seeing a trend of Danzig themed confections

[reply]Hahaha, yeah it is lacking that little touch of realism alright. So, how in the name of blue fuck do you upload pics, as i am a moron in these matters?[:)]

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It’s ubb code.[/reply]

And thank you JLW, i’ve finally got my head out of my ass and understood, cheers!

Is it true Glenn insists that a cake be present everywhere he goes?

“It better be dark and there better be cake there”

Is that one of glenns little evil demons underneath the mic? He’s either doubled up in pain or giving the cake his ass.
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I think it might be, looks like he’s doubled over doing some sort of invocation. “Oh cakey demons, come unto me, mine earthly ass all for thee”.

Maybe even smaller demons come out of his ass.
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