Anybody here into BBW stuff?

Sorry, you’ve been displaced with grmpysmrf.

That’s only as long as he wants it to be that way, I’m happy to swap places around in the spitroast to keep things spicy. [:)]

Nothing wrong with a little spice!
Poor Poor Velvester, anything just to be one of the guys…
Late,
grmpysmrf

Y’know, Velvester could very well be one of the guys.

Has a decent enough sense of humour.

But… I don’t think I’ve met anyone as menstrual as BlueVelv on a forum in a while.

For this, I have decided two things:

  1. To refer to you from hereonin as RedVelvet.

  2. To reiterate upon my marriage proposal, but on the condition that smrf is page boy and icepick is flower girl. Don’t feel insulted icepick; I just want an excuse for you to throw flowers at me.

Is that too much for a girl to ask??!? [shocked]

Y’know, Velvester could very well be one of the guys.

Has a decent enough sense of humour.

  1. To reiterate upon my marriage proposal, but on the condition that smrf is page boy and icepick is flower girl. Don’t feel insulted icepick; I just want an excuse for you to throw flowers at me.

Is that too much for a girl to ask??!? [shocked]

I am so there if she accepts!!
The idea that velvet is a boy has crossed my mind many times. one of our fellow prongers in cognito!
Who cares really? it’s nice to log on to prongs and see 50 some odd posts waiting to be read; even if most of them ARE velvester’s endless, “Please like me! I’m trying so hard to fit in!” prattle!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Flattery and proposals will get you everywhere.

And Red will be just fine [;)]

Grumpy, if you don’t remember I followed a pronger here, to confess my undying love, no? And I came to realize you would never think I ‘fit in’ so I gave up the ghost. I’m sure you have no interest in the intellectual side of me.

Yeah, but that’s a bit hard to swallow given your acting somewhat like a… let’s say… bitch?

You don’t seem like such a bad person actually. I still don’t quite get the ‘front’.

Nothing is hard to swallow for me my dear.

And

Yeah, but that’s a bit hard to swallow given your acting somewhat like a… let’s say… bitch?

it would be ‘given you’re acting somewhat…’. Or is correcting you being a bitch too?

None taken. You’re from Melbourne?

Ex-pat.

What area and what made you desert this fine fine fine city?

I came to Jizz’s bedside.

I miss the Jizz.

You’re jizzwad.

Grumpy, if you don’t remember I followed a pronger here, to confess my undying love, no? And I came to realize you would never think I ‘fit in’ so I gave up the ghost. I’m sure you have no interest in the intellectual side of me.

I didn’t know you followed Jizz here.(your undying love for Jizz I remember that thread) I just thought you showed up one day and when several us heckled you for, shall we say, “coming on a bit strong”, you kinda made a game out of it…Well, Jizz, unfortunately, isn’t here anymore, but I will finish the game!
“You gave up the ghost?” you died? EVERYBODY RUN!!! A GHOST!!! A GHOST!!!RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!
It’s not that I didn’t think you would ever fit in here. I think you just tried to make a point NOT to fit in or at least take your role as chief whipping girl by setting yourself up with way retarded posts… I have no problem with you (there! I wrote it for all to see)my snipes at you are mostly out of habit more than hatred/dislike. Go figure!
Late,
grmpysmrf

dildo - don’t make me cry, speaking such blasphemy.

Don’t blame me for my wrong use of expression, blame the BAR-BITCH-U-ATES.

I have no problem with you
Just to have a record of it.

Shall I dazzle you with my wit and charm now then?

I have no problem with you
Just to have a record of it.

Shall I dazzle you with my wit and charm now then?

That quote could’ve come from anybody!! certainly not me![;)]
Wit and charm? haven’t you been?
Late,
grmpysmrf

And yet there’s more.

dildo, I’d be honored to be your flower girl. I look damned freakish in a dress.

As good as Mr White?

Sure.

Also, much to the delight of voidhead and rizuan himself, I’ve discovered tonight one bigger girl who strikes my fancy. This is not the King Cobra talking… no, this is a whole 'nother beast altogether.

Yee.

We’ll see, my friends. We’ll see.

I came to Jizz’s bedside.

I miss the Jizz.

ME TOO…

[:(]