i’m a muslim.
There are lot of (former) ministry fans here who are just sick & tired of uncle al bush-bashing
Damn, Maybe this stereo-typical but as a Muslim I figured you’d Love Al’s Hate for Bush. It’s kinda’ demonizing the guy that has demonized your religion.
Whatever…
Late,
grmpysmrf
Fuck yeah dude. There is so much good shit out there. Personal favorites are
Lushes Thunder
Large 'n Lovely
Plump Princess
yuck those chicks are TOO big [:/]
Hubba hubba…
METALLICA!!(loves dudes)
How about a “Post Pix Of You Masturbating With A Fist Full Of Your Own Faeces” thread?
Or better still, maybe a “Post Pix Of You Typing Stuff About A Site That You Don’t Like While Masturbating With A Fist Full Of Your Own Faeces For The Umpteenth Time” thread?
Oh my God, you guys! I heard this awesome band called MINISTRY! Anyone want to talk MINISTRY? I mean, assaulting everyone’s preconcieved notions of what love and lust ought to be is fascinating and all, but DUDE… MINISTRY!!!
Amazing where some of these threads go…!
Rizuan: Just be tactful, dude.
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Yay! i’m glad everything turn fine with me being here.
ok tenohtwo i’ll take note of being tactful on this board the nex time round [:)]
I’m into pretty faces that pretty much ends the list. I guess I’m pretty boring. White women, Black women, Asian Women etc…, It doesn’t matter, I Don’t discriminate against on race I discriminate between pretty and ugly. grmpysmrf
Oh yeah. Agreed. Beauty isn’t everything, but there has to be SOMETHING there to attract you in the first place. I guess, after getting to know her, if there ain’t much of a personality to go with the looks, the relationship won’t last.
Personally, I don’t like ‘in yer face’ kinda girls. Y’know, loud, drinkin, smokin, partyin bitchy types. I don’t like aggressive girls. I kinda like cute girl next door types - with nice skin. That’s important.
My last word to this pointless thread dat i purposely created is from now on i have the dubious honour on this board as the Ministry loving transformer geek who digs BBW.[;)]
Thanks go to Tenohtwo for googling me[:)] (i’m so touched bro)
[quote]Personally, I don’t like ‘in yer face’ kinda girls. Y’know, loud, drinkin, smokin, partyin bitchy types. I don’t like aggressive girls. I kinda like cute girl next door types - with nice skin. That’s important.[/reply]
Agreed, Those girls, while pretty to look at, Are horribly shallow women. Who wants to spend actual time around someone like that? The only amount of time I would spend with them is long enough to get in and get out. but usually girls like that aren’t really into normal guys they want some frat boy with his daddy’s credit card that drinks just as much as they do and has some stupid looking BEYOND raised truck to prove that are extreme sports enthusiasts. I too Generally look for the girl next door with the pretty face and the sweet temperment…See there’s the pretty face again… The Kinda girl that is Beautiful with out make-up and looks just as pretty in sweats and an old T-shirt as she does all dolled up
Late,
grmpysmrf
Ah.
Sluggo hath returned ( again ). Where is yr better half, m’boy?
I gave up on yr relatonship with her a looooong time. You are the uncertain warrior with punkish charm. Kez is the tough but tender lover whose ( snickers ) understanding is world’s beyond yours. I dunno about the rest of my mates here, but I can do w/o these phony post-modernist relationships where all the man + woman do is relate. You 2 relate endlessly; you relate in bed, you relate in hallways, you you relate on streets.
Sluggo: So what happens now that Ministry is gone? Do we change? Or do the changes happen without us…leaving us behind?
Kez: I love you sluggo. Id love to make babies with you. But I ( sob ) won’t make orphans.
It’s all contrived. You two are incapable of coming up with a single honest or original moment between yr principals. the overall effect of yr relationship is about as beautiful as watching a bucktoothed couple from West Virgina get their wedding day pictures laminated on a piece of unfinished wood.
Wowzers!
Must have hit a nerve.
Bringing Kez into it. Didn’t see that coming…
You can muster all the pseudointellectual yappings you like. It won’t change the fact that you’re about as thought provoking as a parrot that just repeats the same three phrases all day.
Why does everyone call me Sluggo when I’ve embarrassed them? Is it some kind of attention diverter or something?
Meh
You’re just bitter that I’m twice as effective in doing what you try to do on message boards with half the effort.
You try far too hard, write too much…
Try keeping it simple, let it come naturally…
WOW! I’m in NO WAY part of this SLUG/JizzyThing! So this is what it’s like to be on the other side. Beleive Me it was difficult NOT to throw out some ridiculous statement on Jizzy’s comment about how Jizzy hasn’t gotten laid since october-ish Living In VEGAS where the women out ratio the men like 790 million to 1. But hey Gotta say this side of the fence is pretty nice, I got my popcorn I got my soda…Life is good…for now
Late,
grmpysmrf
Jizzy, that is what growing up is all about: women make bad relationship choices until around the age of 25, and men make bad relationship choices until about age 30 because they are learning.
Attraction is far more complex than physical beauty.
Most women look for men with qualities that will provide stability for a family. It’s not about having a full head of hair, being a ‘bad boy,’ or how big of arm muscles. It is about being a good dad, being financially stable, and attentive. Of course, there will always be women looking for a sugar daddy too.
Men look for a 0.7 hip to waist ratio and a symmetric face in women just so they can spill their seed. Some figure out sooner or later that they are tired of being alone and settle down with one woman, but others don’t want to be tied to one woman for the rest of their life.
There is also the scent factor. People try to find a partner that has a different ‘smell’ than themselves. Neither women or men will tolerate a partner that does not smell appropriate to them.
People form life partnerships for different reasons. For some, it is strictly survival and others, it is more of a business deal.
The BBWs that were listed in this thread are SSBBWs - that is Super Sized BBWs for the rest of you who are too afraid to look. They are very very large and make the largest woman on the PA look anorexic.
correction: i’m gay for slug.
and METALLICA!
That isn’t exactly " for " what I said.
It isn’t really a ‘mistake;’ it is a ‘learning process.’
People are a sum of their prior experiences.
Some recognize that they are in a holding pattern while others do not. Those that do not recognize that they are in a pattern repeat by going after the same ‘type’ of person that they have in the past. They also repeat their patterned behavior with the new person, which ultimately also leads to failure.
“It is time to break the cycle.”
If the same type of failures keep happening with all of your relationships, it is time to take personal responsibility for the failures and examine your own behavior patterns, choices, and interpersonal communication.
Root cause analysis: “Why?” do all of your relationships end in a similar manner?
newsflash: all relationships end with failure, whether it is through incompatibility or death.
so i say we should just have as much fun as we can without worrying that much about finding someone for a long term thing.
lazy cop-out?
disposable?
indifference?
closed-minded?
self-centered?
Immature?
Irresponsible?
Difference in order of priorities?
All of the above?
We all like to have a good time; balance is the key.
It doesn’t matter if it is a significant other, a parent/relative, or a friend - all are relationships if you make the choice to interact with them and subsequently, impact their lives in some way.
“Death and taxes”
It’s alright jizzy.
We both know that people believe/see/hear only what they want to believe/see/hear.