I can handle scat porn more than I can handle foot fetish.
Good God! scat porn is the closest I’ve ever come to vomiting off of a still photo! some dude had runny diarrhea all over his stomach and some chick had just finished putting her face in it so it was all over her face and dripping off of her nose! Ugh, my stomach’s getting queasy just recalling that image!
we need a “gonna throw up” emoticon. It could be like the blush one only have green instead of pink.
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FINALLY, something Peligro and I completely agree on! Although the aboves face isn’t nice enough to make up for the rest of it. She’d be alright if was just her face that was naked!
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Maaaaaaan theres fat chicks, n then theres fatchicks. Ya know, I’ve always wondered if there’s some internet community of women w/ a zealous appreciation for lanky, scrawny men!
Nothing beats a big girl’s ass hanging off the back of your motorcycle, right? I’ll take the chick from the cover of Dark Side of the Spoon even. Damn…
FACT: Men a extremely shallow when it comes to a woman’s size/shape. Scientific studies have shown that the most important aspect to a woman’s size/shape is the hips-waste-tits ratio. Men generally prefer a coca-cola bottled shape woman despite actual body fat. Scientists have speculated that this is because that body shape is the best for bearing offspring, because wider hips are better for childbirth, a relatively flat stomach indicates the female is probably not carrying offspring already, and decently sized breasts indicate ample suckling devices.
FACT: Women, who so often claim to be less shallow than men, are EXTREMELY choosy on their mates based on a man’s height. Think about it guys, have you ever dated a woman who was taller than you, and if so was she taller by very much? Maybe you have a Napoleon syndrome that makes up for your height or maybe you found an insecure tall/big girl who will go for a shorter guy, but other than those scenarios experience tells me this is pretty much true.
Have you ever taken a woman out to dinner where she takes one or two bites out of the $12 salad you bought her and she pushes it away stating that she is full?
Well, I’d rather pay $12 for a partially eaten salad than have to buy 8 T-bone steaks . . .
I like taking my lady to fancy restaurants. I don’t want to go to Hometown Buffet every night.
Wow! This is really bizarre! I posted the above, but it shows as Grumpy’s post with his avatar (or at least on my PC it does, I’m not sure what others see).
I’m signing this one just in case it happens again.
[reply]Have you ever taken a woman out to dinner where she takes one or two bites out of the $12 salad you bought her and she pushes it away stating that she is full?
Well, I’d rather pay $12 for a partially eaten salad than have to buy 8 T-bone steaks . . .
I like taking my lady to fancy restaurants. I don’t want to go to Hometown Buffet every night.[/reply]
Dude, I didn’t post this 10 minutes ago!??!?!
look the time stamp it says Jan 6, 2011
I just provided the link in the other thread.
WTF?
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