AL Celebrates 100 Days Of Sobriety

Lizard people? Maybe he got ahold of some of that weed Cheech&Chong were smoking in Nice Dreams!

Either that or david icke is his dealer

He’s full of shit getting high 24/7 is not sobriety. He could still do wonders if he can just get comfortable in his own skin finally…he’s very close now.

Agreed.

Weed is a far cry from the shit he was doing and far less damaging than alcohol. However, getting high all the time isn’t helpful in anyway. As harmless as marijuana is, abusing it turns you into a boring Jerry Garcia who always seems to just now notice that he has a coffee table in his living room. Nothing is worse than Jerry Garcie. Before you know it you start buying Phis vinyl. It’s a slippery slope.

But weed can help with all sorts of pain and issues like insomnia, social phobia, etc. Abusing it, like most things, will be more of a problem than a solution (and weed should never be used as a solution but as one of many tools).

Well if thats all hes doing meaning no more alcohol, no more cigarettes, no abuse of pills, then id say weed is as close to sobriety as that dude is gonna get. Hes no longer fucking up his liver, hes not collapsing vains, hes not farming lung cancer. I think this is as close as it gets to sobriety for him.

Agree with this too.

Weed is like a kale shake for Al after all of the nasty shit he’s done. It’s far less harmful than any of the garbage he’s put into his system.

But it can make you a cringe worthy dumbass and nothing is more obnoxious than someone who always has to talk about how high they are or relate everything to smoking weed. And once you bust out the hacky sack, ultimate frisbee and drum circle all bets are off and heroin becomes the better alternative.

^ Agree with this too!

Also, Al high as shit seeing aliens reminds me of that scene with King Willie from Predator 2. “Ya can’t see de eyes of da demon, until him come callin’.”

^ Agree with this too!

Wait ,you agree with your own post?

Also, Al high as shit seeing aliens reminds me of that scene with King Willie from Predator 2. “Ya can’t see de eyes of da demon, until him come callin’.”

King Willy always got huge laughs in my house, especially with that line.

[reply]^ Agree with this too!

Wait ,you agree with your own post?[/reply]

Well, of course! Why would I post it if I didn’t agree with it, brah?

[reply]Also, Al high as shit seeing aliens reminds me of that scene with King Willie from Predator 2. “Ya can’t see de eyes of da demon, until him come callin’.”

King Willy always got huge laughs in my house, especially with that line.[/reply]

Ha! Same. He was so weak. Even as a kid I never understood what he thought he was doing. You’re gonna fuck with a Predator because your lame ass bones that you scattered across a barrel “meant something” (it had little to do with that but it was still dumb)? His lame little verse of, “His foundation lies in the holy mountains.” or whatever, was met with unconcerned brutality.

“Urban” Predator was like a Predator who grew up in Compton in the 90’s and that’s something you don’t wanna fuck with.

“Want… some… can-dy…?”

Heroin.

Q. What did the heroin addict get on his term paper?
A. Drool.

Q. What can you do with a heroin addicted baby?
A. Fix it.

Q. Why did the heroin user keep looking in the mirror?
A. Because he was vein.

Heroin.

Heroin.

Q. What did the heroin addict get on his term paper?
A. Drool.

Q. What can you do with a heroin addicted baby?
A. Fix it.

Q. Why did the heroin user keep looking in the mirror?
A. Because he was vein.

Heroin.

Excellent!
Did you get those from Neil Hamburger?

Yes, I think he would love these jokes about Kiedis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmnBMKPIiNA