A Thread for Olsen to post the list

Discussion
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Man, I feel like the lamest cunt, but I’m doing classical piano and writing/music journalism full time now.

I get involved in a project or start something, like learning some shitty sonata, and you won’t see me for weeks. Even my neighbours called me out on it the other day, ‘hey, where’ve you been the last few weeks, we thought something happened?’.

I hated that they were sort of wondering or a bit worried, so keeping up appearances is necessary… still young and learning.

besides, i ain’t gonna die til i’m in my early 80s. I think.

Nothing lame there, Bro. But I’m glad to hear you’re doing well.

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Put Chris Connelly on that list too!
Grumpy definitely drove his ass out.

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[reply]It is Filthpig who pops up every now and then.

Yes, she pops up every now and then. She is a lovely person. I wish she would do more poppin’, but it’s very nice when she does.[/reply]

And she’s quite pretty in person.

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I think you are thinking of Porkspam. Porkspam died. Which was also Grumpy’s doing. Monster.

This post made my fucking day! And then it just kept giving based on the other excellent posts that it spawned. Thanks davely

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And where’s Wempathy been lately?
Don’t tell me grmpy killed one of the original members of Ministry.

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And where’s Wempathy been lately?
Don’t tell me grmpy killed one of the original members of Ministry.

Hitler
Pol Pot
Papa Doc Duvalier
Mao Ze-Dong
Grmpy

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Man, I feel like the lamest cunt, but I’m doing classical piano and writing/music journalism full time now.

I get involved in a project or start something, like learning some shitty sonata, and you won’t see me for weeks. Even my neighbours called me out on it the other day, ‘hey, where’ve you been the last few weeks, we thought something happened?’.

I hated that they were sort of wondering or a bit worried, so keeping up appearances is necessary… still young and learning.

besides, i ain’t gonna die til i’m in my early 80s. I think.

I am fully in support of you spending your time thusly brother! Just let us know how it’s coming along once in a while! Post some recordings some time. Or send 'em to me for the podcast.

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Hitler
Pol Pot
Papa Doc Duvalier
Mao Ze-Dong
Grmpy

How dare you rank Grumpy as less of a monstrous, genocidal tyrant than Hitler and Pol Pot. At least Hitler was a snappy dresser. And besides, NONE of the guys above thought Slash was the greatest guitarist of all time.

Please revise as EVERYONE knows that Grumpy is worse than Hitler!

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[reply]
Hitler
Pol Pot
Papa Doc Duvalier
Mao Ze-Dong
Grmpy

How dare you rank Grumpy as less of a monstrous, genocidal tyrant than Hitler and Pol Pot. At least Hitler was a snappy dresser. And besides, NONE of the guys above thought Slash was the greatest guitarist of all time.

Please revise as EVERYONE knows that Grumpy is worse than Hitler![/reply]

It was more of a lumping him in with some of his predecessors/idols and such…

As a side note… Grmpy is too quiet on this matter…

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As a side note… Grmpy is too quiet on this matter…

Silence = guilt.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH rich people suck BLAH BLAH BLAH
Republicans are the problem BLAH BLAH BLAH
besides I walk silently and stroke my big stick… wait… that’s not how it goes.

That list of pussies? I fucked 'em!
Hitler grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him!
I had a Pole for mr. Pot. He shed a tear.

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I think you made Olsen go away again too.

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You made me go away also,for an entire 30 minutes…you fucking sadistic tyrant…!

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what the fuck is this? why the public shamming and bulling?

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Grmpy, and a full day at work, are also responsible for my absence. But fear not, I have plans to deal with this menace.

I’m preparing a full dossier of his crimes against humanity, that I plan to present to the U.N. General Assembly next week.

Here’s just a sneak preview of these well-documented blatant atrocities. Grmpy has been known to:

…take two newspapers from the box when he paid for only one

…leave the toilet seat up

…tip less than 15% at Denny’s and IHOP locations nationwide

…throw away chain letters instead of sending them to the next ‘link’ in the chain

…write obscene comments on the back side of picture frames when he rents a hotel room

…return VHS tapes to video rental stores without rewinding them

…refuse to participate in “the wave” during sporting events

Mark my words, the judgment of the international community will be swift and decisive. There are limits to our patience.

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what the fuck is this? why the public shamming and bulling?

It’s not bullying.
And I wouldn’t call it “shaming” since Grumpy feels no remorse (he’s practically without emotion or feeling at all).

We are just trying to expose Grumpy as the hideous tyrannical monster he is. If he didn’t want to be outed for his crimes perhaps he should have thought twice before committing genocide.

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he should have thought twice before committing PRONGS genocide.

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I think you made Olsen go away again too.

We could only be so lucky!

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what the fuck is this? why the public shamming and bulling?

Cause I’m a “Ungh bad boy, whatcha gone, whatcha you gone do, when tyrant grmp comes round for you? Tell me …” ‘Prongs genocide is filmed on location with the men and the two women of prongs ministry board!!’

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[reply]what the fuck is this? why the public shamming and bulling?

Cause I’m a “Ungh bad boy, whatcha gone, whatcha you gone do, when tyrant grmp comes round for you? Tell me …” ‘Prongs genocide is filmed on location with the men and the two women of prongs ministry board!!’[/reply]

This nigga and his dad-jokes.