No way he’d keep his cool.
“What were your charges?”
“Uhhhh, charges? Uhhhhh, raping, I mean stealing, I mean I ran a stop sign and smoked crack, I’m a murderer, oh shit! COFFEEE!!! HOT COFFEE!!! I NEED HOT COFFEE!!!”
Then cue Benny Hill music as he runs around the cell for 35 seconds trying to escape his fate.
Thurs can’t get here fast enough…
I think it’s great that some of the inmates have seen the show. Definitely ups the paranoia.
Yeah makes you wonder how many more seasons they can actually do with the cat put of the bag…
I think it’s great that some of the inmates have seen the show. Definitely ups the paranoia.
Yeah, that’s sketchy as fuck . . . . and you gotta figure also now, in every jail all across the nation, everyone’s getting grilled 100 times as hard. Even if you are a LEGIT inmate, you STILL better have your story straight and not act weird.
Send a camera in with one of those “Lockup” crews or something now and homies be lookin’ left and right for who to stab.
The show Intervention has been getting away with their business for years. They’ll find a way.
Yeah so the youth mentor tapped out after all…before he even got in the ring…
“Ma’am excuse me,Ma’am…we lick nipples and eat pussy here”.
"I think jail would affect me psychologically and I don’t want that . . . "
No shit? Yeah, Motherfucker, it’s JAIL!!! But don’t fucking pull that “I don’t want to get changed” bullshit. That’s not it. You ain’t afraid of being changed . . . you’re afraid of getting beaten, raped, and killed. Shit, just fucking admit it. That’s absolutely what I don’t want any part of.
Yeah, it’s mentally taxing, I’m certain, being locked up, having no freedom, seeing the darker side of humanity, yadda yadda yadda, but having a big black dick slammed in my ass or having a sharpened toothbrush stabbed in my eye 10 times is the type of shit that is that really puts me on edge.
“Damn, you just a baby, Bro!”
I didn’t think that was such a good think to say either . . . especially considering that giant beast of a man sleeping below had literally just told him that he was in for “Robbery by force”.
Sure enough . . . “Don’t you start that shit with me, Motherfucker!”
And . . . touching / moving someone’s shit . . . first off, that seems like it would be a common sense item that you would NOT do. But also, I don’t know if they stressed it in training, but, if not, they certainly should.
That DON guy trying to be Mr. tough guy and arguing about everything . . . . yeah, we’ll see how tough you are, Dude.
Yeah that “just a baby” shit is definitely the wrong route to go…I mean that is common sense 101…that trying to be Mr Youth guidance shit will get you nowhere fast except for a fast punch in the neck…dumb add…
And the other guy trying to be hard is a joke…that clown will get the harsh reality wake up call soon…
I thought the older white chick might tap out but then I remembered some previews that showed her in the pod…I
Looking forward to seeing the ex-military dudes situation…considering his circumstance some of that military training might benefit him greatly…
I thought the older white chick might tap out but then I remembered some previews that showed her in the pod…I
I don’t remember anything of her from the previews but I think she’ll do okay. She lays low and I think her sorta haggard look works in her favor too. She doesn’t seem to be projecting any airs. If she just keeps cool she could go the distance. That is bananas, though, to just not get any sleep each night because doped up clowns are running around playing naked-freeze-tag all night.
I thought the black chick could have been a lot subtler too . . . . “What is it? How do you make it? How do you get it? How often do you do it?” Lady, you were in a real good position, actually, when you just politely said “No thank you” and they moved on.
Looking forward to seeing the ex-military dudes situation…considering his circumstance some of that military training might benefit him greatly…
Military and/or law/corrections background and training is a HUGE advantage for anyone. They’re more in tune with staying alert, they’re physically trained and used to confrontation, and . . . . they’re better accustomed to accepting hierarchy, respecting authority and rank and just adapting to shit that sucks.
What was the slang they used for that nasty dope goop that hood rat was dispensing?
^They called the magic drug goo “WHIPPETS” . . . . they’d grind up Jolly Ranchers, M&Ms, and a bunch of other shit and then mix in the jacked medication.
I suppose mixing it with some other crap just made it easier to portion out to multiple doses instead of trying to chop up the powder in a caplet 8 ways.
But yeah, It looked nasty.
I’m curious if they have specific formulas and effects they’re looking for or if it’s just . . . . . all right, penicillin, aspirin, ephedrine, Prozac, Xanax, ritalyn, Flintstones chewables . . . . toss it all in, let’s party!!!
Funny. . .“whippets” to me, is Nitrous Oxide. You know, the kind you buy from the back of porno stores and head shops.
Anyway, yeah that sissy dude puss’d the hell out. Funny.
And shit, in the laundry room of my apartment building, we don’t touch each other’s stuff. Simple enough to remember for jail.
Good show.
Yeah! Whippets = Nitrous. And for some of us Suburban dickheads, that meant sucking tha gas straight out of the REDDI-WHIP can.
Yeah that’s what whoppers always were in my time too…all these fuckers used to just go into the grocery store and invade the aisles of the store and suck that shit out of the cans right in the store while they spun around on their 10 second trip…always felt bad for the poor soccer mom going in there to get some redi whip for little Julies chocolate sundae…“Sorry Julie no sundae for you,all the local dope heads used up every last can”…
Yeah, I never waste perfectly good whipped cream. But when my can is spent anyway I’ll suck up the remaining gas just for old time’s sake. And, yeah, it’s a nice 10 second buzz, haha!!! I suppose if I found some old school dittos I’d give them a good sniff too.
Maybe the next time I am in the store I will grab an extra one and do it for old times sake…
You guys still keeping up with this? We have our first tap out…