God damnit…
Yeah,I’m in…
FUCK YEAH!! I was worried I’d be charging solo into this suicide mission. Hopefully someone shared our notes regarding series’ sustainability and actually took action. But if history has taught us anything it is that we must set our expectations as low as they can possibly go . . . and expect them to still be crushed with a tidal wave of disappointment, anger, and WTF!
Hang tight, Fellas! This is gonna be a rough one, I’m sure.
I was originally going to say, "No way can it be worse than ‘Narcoland’ ", but I ain’t pokin’ that bear. You know they’re going to do the impossible and figure out how to make shit even worse.
Narcolepsyland had to be as low is it can go,right?
I mean really guys…right?!
Can’t be worse than Narcolepsyland.
Sounds like the challenge has been issued.
With this challenge,everyone loses…
Fuck. Three of us said it. Just like when you say “Candyman” 3 times. Now the curse is unleashed and we’re going to see just how bad things can be. We’re going to be in so much misery that we’ll look back to the days of Juggalo Jackie as “the good ol days”.
Well the night has almost arrived to view this latest diarrhea fest…
Well the series took an inevitable turn back to its original format…must have gotten some bad feedback from the rancid turd fest of last season…this first episode of this season is already better than the entire prior season…of course, that isn’t saying much but yeah this one got me back on the train …the undercover inmates are already miles more believable(well,most of them) than the retards from last season…its only one episode but the jail is pretty gnarly,the warden is a red neck peckerwood butthole( but he was concise in his instructions) and it seems the show is getting back to its sleazy roots…they kept the inmate intros brief and moved the show along…not saying its some incredible revelation but the show had overall good editing and a tight pace that moved it along at a good clip…gave me some hope for this show…pretty much all I will say to avoid spoilers until you guys have a chance to check it…
Or maybe the fact that literally anything is a step up from last season that my judgement is clouded and I will laud praise on anything that is even slightly better…I don’t know,who can tell anymore…
Holy fucking shit!!! I’m like 3 minutes in and I’m already stoked. 3 years without a cell search? 5000 pounds of contraband??? This place is a fucking apocalypse.
I’ll have more notes after actually seeing the episode…
EDIT: I just realized how dumb this post was because I THINK I was equally excited with the first episode of NARCOLEPSY.
A few real time/ initial reads on this new crop…
G.I. Dough Marine motherfucker needs to stop comparing himself to Zach and Nate. Those guys were badass mofos and cool as ice. This douchebucket fuckface looks like a total diarrhea guzzling bottom feeder. For a wannabe tough guy he’s sure actin’ like a little bitch now that it’s time to actually go to jail.
Dennis Rodman sucks. Fucking dumb frontin’ ass prick. I hope he gets buttfucked.
Dopey reverse-eyebrow suburban college shithead looks like the obvious tap-out. We’ll see.
I don’t even know where this goofball C.O. dipshit came from.
I always think it’s weird when prison/jail workers enter the program and seem so fucking soft. I would think they’d be kinda tough just from what they come from, but they always seem to be a bunch of gooey dimwits. OH JESUS CHRIST!!! He’s not even in the cell yet and he’s already tapping out??? Fuck that guy.
Oh, good grief, the female cop is soft butter too. What the fuck? She’s a goner.
I like that they’re trying to do some combat/defense training. That’s cool. Let 'em know that shit may get real as fuck, yo! It seems like they’re not wasting a bunch of time with the dumb backstories, thank God. I don’t need to see all these retards having meatloaf with their families and jerking off kids at the local YMCA. I totally don’t give a fuck about their lives outside, haha. Just put these fuckers in jail and let shit take its course!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The teaser at the end is great.
So, let’s start speculating on what this “something that’s never happened in 6 seasons, but is happening now” shit is going to be . . . . I don’t have any good guess, but I’ll just throw out my first round wild card bet and say one of them is talked into shoving contraband up his/her butt.
I’m casually watching it again during breakfast.
Just how recently was that so-called Marine deployed anyway? He looks like the only action he’s seen is from playing Call Of Duty or attacking a box of Little Debbie snack cakes. Just look at the perky Jell-o tits on him.
Yeah I was wondering the same…he looks like he spends most days drooling on himself and trying to wash away an eternal stain of cheeto dust from his fingers…still,I’m actually interested in how some of these people do as opposed to last season where I just prayed for each and every participants death(even when I wasn’t watching the show)…at the very least they seem to have a better pace going this time and have cut down on the superfluous intros etc…the previews definitely got me interested in continuing with this show
Maybe just maybe last season was as far as they could go down the diarrhea hole…
Just finished and I’m in agreement, they seem to have learned their lesson. That was a really great episode. The intros were tightened up and they gave you just enough to get a feel for these people. I very quickly figured out who to root against!
I don’t know that any of them are going to do well. That teaser was hilarious. It looks like everyone is going to tap out at some point.
Kudos to the producers for getting this back on track. You don’t need missions and assignments when you have good casting and a good location. This jail looks like hell.
One of the pre-season commercials / teasers said something like “7 participants begin and 3 finish…”
It’s disappointing to see hints of the women pulling the same catty bullshit as before and working against each other to try and sabotage their shit and get 'em booted.
Well in the previews they showed 5 of them making the signal that they wanted out and then right after they said “this is something that has never happened” …the implication seemed to be that multiple people were tapping out…so yeah,of course it won’t be that…maybe someone finally gets shanked!!! Yeah,they haven’t seen that before!!!
5 of them! Interesting.
I wonder if Doughboy2.0 (the C.O.) finds a fire in his belly to make it after intake. He was slapping his heart already in the holding tank, but then they were playing the soundbite that tapout during intake was NOT an option… so, we’ll see, haha!!!
Doughboy 2.0 hahahaha…
I expect at least 2 will tap out but I gotta wait and get to know these fools better to figure just who its gonna be …
Totally agreed with the earlier comments about it being a smart move to get the fuck away from the stupid “missions” and sub-genre’d taskforces or whatever that shit was about ("You two are on the DRUGS team . . . you two are on OPERATIONS . . . you two are on GANGS. . . ".
Yeah, fuck all of that.
Just pick a handful of people that you think might actually make it through.
And then hope that some of them do.
They’ll all observe plenty of shit to report back just by being in there. They don’t need to micro-filter it all before they’ve even had a chance to collect anything.