How many more episodes are left in this?..I’m starting to really struggle to get through them…
They bleeped out the word “vagina” in this episode…since when can you not say that on cable? Or even on regular tv? This show confounds in many different ways…
I did love the last 3 min though
I think I already made up bad drinking games, but I don’t really have anything else to say about the show…
- Drink every time someone says “cartel”.
- Drink every time Jackie goes to the strip club.
- Drink every time Charlie gets called a plant/snitch.
- Drink every time someone mentions they are “getting close” to the cartel.
- Drink every time a suspected big-time drug dealer turns out to just be some shitty low-rent hustler pushing nickel-bags of dirtweed.
- Drink every time they do a text pop up at the bottom of the screen that says, “They are unaware of ______'s involvement in the program”.
Yeah, they’re kind of a chore, hahaha.
Whenever I get home from a trip it feels like when I have to go through junk mail and pay bills. “Oh, fuck. I gotta catch up on that 60 Days bullshit this weekend. Goddammit!!!”
Feeling the same way as well. It feels like a chore, and that should not be the case. They made reference to their “time ending soon”, so maybe it’s only an ep or 2 left.
They also throw out the word “mission” a lot in reference to these dipshits walking around a strip club parking lot or under a meth bridge…
So… who is y’all’s pic for most worthless member of the team? For me, I’m voting for the nerdy ass ex-junkie clean cut dark-haired dude. I think his name might be Jonathan… He is a fucking complete waste. I still don’t even know what he’s supposed to be doing. All I can even remember is him one time driving around going, “Hmmmm, so this church has meetings on Tuesday nights . . . we should have more programs…”.
Literally the only participant worth a damn is Alvarez, and I gotta give him props for sticking it out. Really he’s the ONE guy who has the ability to get shit done and make a contribution. BUT, of course he was already compromised within 5 minutes of arrival, so . . . sorry, Bro. I still don’t understand how 60 Days In went from teams of 6-8 participants in lockdown at a time to TWO. Two. Two fucking inmates. I can’t even talk about that dipshit reporter bimbo. She makes my skin crawl she’s so fucking stupid.
I’ll tell you why Jonathan or whatever isn’t useless. . . Because he had to point out to that dingbat Evanescence looking chick that she shouldn’t commit to being a sponsor to somebody that she’s already lying to! That was a total WTF moment. She’s the most useless. A sobriety counselor that doesn’t know that.
Also, Jocko is useless and I think he really painted himself into a corner with that MMA fighter story. Dumb ass.
Fuck yeah!!! DJ’s in our boat of misery too!
And I agree. The cops are supposed to set the pace on this shit, but the dumb shit “participants” have had what seems like ZERO guidance on any of this. It’s like the worst of “Whose Line Is It Anyway”.
“Okay, this next game is called 60 Days Narco . . . Jackie, you’re going undercover in the strip clubs. Steroid Steve, uhhh, you’re the party guy who doesn’t actually party. Jonathan . . . uhhh, you’re like doing research or something. Fuck, who knows. And you two left over, fine, you’re prisoners. And… ACTION!!!”
“You got a nice rear end. Wanna have sex?”
“I don’t really care about the mission…”
Jenny (the reporter bimbo)
Bitch, it doesn’t fucking matter. You haven’t done anything. Great to hear you don’t care if you blow your cover story and ruin the mission, though. Seriously, great job, you stupid cunt.
It would have been such a better season if they cut out all the bullshit about drug busting, recovery, and undercover nonsense and instead just followed the exploits of the prisoners pulling shenanigans and side hustles. It was like Hogans’s Heroes or something.
Taping syringes to the bottom of mop buckets. Stealing motors out of microwaves to trade for meth so some other cellblock MacGuyver can make tattoo guns. Making torches to melt down lights hoping to find a wire to use as a tattoo needle. Fucking with the new guy with goofy “initiation” shit.
Oh, and my favorite part of this entire season… the guy listening at the door who then gets flattened like a Panini when the door gets flung open again. Three Stooges Go To Prison.
Meth Head McGuyvers…
The reporter chicks segments are definitely the most fucking useleas of this stupid show…
They seriously are.
I hope she gets ripped off by ALL of the inmates and then set on fire.
She’s such a fucking waste.
Literally does EVERYTHING they tell her not to do.
Achieves NOTHING.
And still says she’s gonna blow the mission.
I might hate her more than Retard Robert from Season 1.
Here we go again…
They were hinting last week that the program was nearing the end.
Uhhhhh, like, WHAT THE FUCK DID ANYONE DO?
Like literally nothing got done.
The cops busted Big Skinny or Little Skinny or . . . whatever that Skinny guy was.
But that would’ve gone down regardless.
Alvarez heard about a syringe that got reported by another inmate anyway.
Juggalo Jackie talked to some pot sellers at a strip club and heard that there was drug activity under a bridge.
Recovery Rita wants to sponsor someone under false pretenses.
Jenny the Reporter played charades and wants to give MORE money to convicts and blow the cover of the full program.
Jocko Homo uhhh, what did he do? Went to a bar and heard about a lady that might buy cocaine from the Cartel? Okay, next.
Jonathan might have (as suggested by someone above) done the ONLY good thing the entire season, and that was to tell Recovery Rita (whatever her fucking name is) that being a sponsor while undercover is a BAD idea.
TOTAL FUCKING WASTE.
“Hey, guys! Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to pop in and see what y’all were up to in the private drug room?”
Complete waste of a season. Not sure why they’re doing a reunion show next week, not really anything to discuss.
Just a colossal waste all around…this final regular episode was maybe the most meaningless in an overall meaningless season…it was so bad and fucking zero was accomplished…
It’s always hilarious to me when the cell mates inevitably figure out that there is a mole in the house they always edit together random cell mates making mean faces …
I wish the drug dealer who was named Pablo(naturally) would have just pulled out a knife and jammed it into steroid boys neck…