I know I’ve had this conversation with some of y’all before, but kids these days will never understand the joy of finding a faded Penthouse hidden in a hollowed log in the woods.
I miss winter bush…
and Phoebe Cates (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) were extremely epic tits for me growing up.
Can never get enough of those. And that scene had the perfect soundtrack too.
and Phoebe Cates (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) were extremely epic tits for me growing up.
absolutely. those are extremely epic tits even for today.
Late,
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[reply]and Phoebe Cates (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) were extremely epic tits for me growing up.
absolutely. those are extremely epic tits even for today.
Late,
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Kevin Kline is a lucky fucker…
I know I’ve had this conversation with some of y’all before, but kids these days will never understand the joy of finding a faded Penthouse hidden in a hollowed log in the woods.
Grandpa, as a kid some friends and I found a box worth of Hustler in a concrete ditch irrigation system. Years later we used them for our senior prank.
Retire already, you’re no longer all the hype you claim to be!
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Exactly! Ditches and hollow logs were like some kind of magnetic porno vortex. With the advent of technology, I’m afraid an irrigation ditch no longer has the same scientific properties.
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Exactly! Ditches and hollow logs were like some kind of magnetic porno vortex. With the advent of technology, I’m afraid an irrigation ditch no longer has the same scientific properties.
Had to call my friend who was the Hispanic of our group up. His mom always told us as kids to always stay out of the ditches because “La Llorna” was going to take us away. Obviously, we never bother listening to her nagging. But after talking with him, it’s given me idea for finding porno mags in the ditch.
I’m now officially calling this pastime, La Llorna Porna. [cool]
In my area it was mainly construction sites.
Where I grew up there were and still are a lot of train yards. Every train yard has a few guard shacks. And every guard shack, at the time, had stacks and stacks of pornos. Our method was to create havoc and lure the guards away from the shack, while one of our confederates ran in and snatched as many mags as they could carry. The downside was, you might end up with an assfull of pepper shot.
Pepper shot? As in pepper spray?
Pepper shot? As in pepper spray?
Peppercorns or rock salt more likely. More problematic for the train yard guards than a couple of oversexed 8th graders were the hoboes and yard scavengers. I’ve heard that the guards used small gauge shotguns loaded with non-lethal shot from actual railroad employees. I’ve been shot at in the general direction of but only from a distance of a couple of hundred yards. It’s was really more of a scare tactic.
Awesome story! Rail yard porn!
Those railyard bulls can be real bastsrds.
Peppercorns or rock salt more likely. More problematic for the train yard guards than a couple of oversexed 8th graders were the hoboes and yard scavengers. I’ve heard that the guards used small gauge shotguns loaded with non-lethal shot from actual railroad employees. I’ve been shot at in the general direction of but only from a distance of a couple of hundred yards. It’s was really more of a scare tactic.
Sounds painful.
Those railyard bulls can be real bastsrds.
Wow weird…I just watched this movie on Netflix the other night…